This is long, but damn is it ever funny! at Daniel Spisak on Technology

Saddam:
I’m bored!

Saddam:
I’ve got an idea! Let’s play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!

This Guy:
Can I Play?

Saddam:
NO!

Saddam:
Will I choose Rock

Saddam:
Paper

Saddam:
Or Scissors

Saddam:
YOU DON’T KNOW!

Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
Dude, say it, don’t spray it

Saddam:
WHATEVER. Let’s play

Saddam: ROCK!
Judge: TWO PAPERS!

Saddam:
DUDE, WTF is two papers?

Judge:
Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain’t going NOWHERE

Saddam:
I’ve got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS

Judge: ONE PAPER!

Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! … You don’t know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

Saddam:
Ask Aziz, he knows

Aziz:
Tiger Hand always beats paper

Saddam:
I’m sayin’ bro!

Judge:
Okay, fine. “Tiger Hand” beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand

Saddam:
HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON’T KNOW TIGER HAND

Judge:
Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it

Saddam:
You probably don’t even know Pen Missile

Judge:
Missile? What Missile?

Saddam:
NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!

Judge:
Okay fine, I’m not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You’re just MAKING SHIT UP

Saddam:
AM NOT

Judge:
Are too

About the Author

Daniel Spisak was born from the fiery depths of fusion and now roams the pale blue dot known as Earth. I obtained my bachelors degree in Computer Science from UC Irvine at the end of 2007.

I am also involved in technology & security consulting firms as well as being a freelance technology writer. I also contribute to Jerry Pournelle's website and Chaos Manor Reviews. Additionally I am also a freelance photographer as well and you can find my photos either on my own personal gallery or up at my Flickr account or on Zivity.

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2 Responses to “This is long, but damn is it ever funny!”

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1 Rob Menke Sep 20th, 2005 at 5:05 pm

Dan, you really need to surf the web more and party less. That’s ancient.
2 Daniel Spisak Sep 20th, 2005 at 5:07 pm

Why are you on DSL from PacBell in Irvine?