A conversation a friend of mine had, I thought everyone would get a chuckle out of this as I thought it was an interesting analysis from an economic perspective.
BCM: i hope i make more money than you
JK: you probably will.
BCM: just to justify my lack of energies expended on getting chicks
BCM: otherwise, i’m probably going to feel pretty angry
JK: no i actually agree with you most of the time
JK: chicks are a waste of time
BCM: you know, in all seriousness, if there weren’t diseases.. prostitution is a great idea
BCM: see
BCM: because the government has outlawed prostitution
BCM: they’ve given real women a monopoly on acting stupid
BCM: because, if prostitution were safe and cheap
BCM: no men would put up with this crap
JK: by outlawing prostitution, they give women the upper hand
JK: yeah
BCM: the economics of sex have completely been warped to the woman’s benefit.
Anyways thought you guys would like that. TTFN
HINT, HINT
I have no idea what I want to do, my birthday falls on a Monday this year which is a bit odd and all. Either I’m thinking of going to BJ’s in HB since they have all kinds of Belgian beery goodness or I might trapise up to Hollywood to the Casting Office to get drunk and sing bad karaoke.
I will be 28 years old.
If anyones got better ideas for stuff to do be my guest and let me know, thanks!
-D
The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos
http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm
“On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes. Then the author disturbed the scene and secured the dead duck. Dissection showed that the rape-victim indeed was of the male sex. It is concluded that the mallards were engaged in an ‘Attempted Rape Flight’ that resulted in the first described case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard.
Correspondence: C.W. Moeliker, Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, P.O. Box 23452, NL-3001 KL Rotterdam, the Netherlands; e-mail moeliker@nmr.nl
Keywords: homosexuality, necrophilia, non-consensual copulation, mallard, Anas platyrhynchos”
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